They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
They have beer where we have blood.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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