I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
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