He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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