Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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