and i looked up. we had an audience...
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
