sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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