singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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