After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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