So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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