are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
this hospital has no fireball
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
how does that bad decision feel?
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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