So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Thank you for not boning my boss.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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