I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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