We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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