is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
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