He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I just found a bag of teeth...
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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