"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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