Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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