everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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