In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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