after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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