Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
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