you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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