I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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