We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Randomize
