ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
So here I am, sexting at work.
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