I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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