I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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