Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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