chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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