420 ftw
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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