I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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