I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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