i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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