I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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