i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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