Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Randomize
