I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
There's always time for handjobs
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Randomize
