so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
this boner is exhausting
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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