Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
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