yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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