so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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