Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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