And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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