Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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