I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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