PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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