do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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