what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I don't think brook has ever known best
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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