Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Randomize