Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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