I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
