Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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