i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Sext me about skeletons
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
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