Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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