hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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