Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
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